How Do You Spell B-R-I-S? (And M-O-Y-E-L?) — Plus Some Humor
There are so many ways to refer to this most sacred and meaningful commandment — and further to spell it. Milah, bris, briss, brit, brit milah, bris mila... and which is correct?
There is no right or wrong way to spell a word in English characters that is not an English word. Brit (breet) literally means covenant — not the slang for a citizen of England. Bris is a Yiddish or Ashkenazic pronunciation of the same Hebrew word.
Brit Milah means literally the covenant of circumcision and is the more full reference to this rite. When one says bris milah, it is once again the Yiddish or Ashkenazic pronunciation of the same Hebrew words.
Spell M-O-Y-E-L — or is it Mohel? Moyl? Moyle? Moil?
Is there a proper way to spell the role of the circumciser? Like bris, there is truly no correct or incorrect way to spell mohel — but m-o-h-e-l is by far the most common. On the other hand, moyel or moyal is the most common way that people in the U.S. pronounce this word. So it can depend on one's background.
The Hebrew term for circumcision is מילה (Milah) — pronounced "mee-lah." One who performs Milah is called a מוהל (Mohel) — pronounced properly in Hebrew as "moe-hell." In Yiddish, Hebrew words with syllables that have the long "o" sound change to the Jewish sound of "oy." For Yiddish speakers, a "mohel" becomes "moy-ill" and the soft "h" is dropped in the process. Since most (certainly not all) American Jews stem from European ancestry — and there Yiddish was the first language — the term "moyel" became popular and stuck.
Rabbi Glantz uses the term m-o-y-e-l most often, which is the Yiddish pronunciation, because most of the time that is how people pronounce it. And when you email him, he will promptly e-moyel you a response!
The Bris on TV — A Running List
Comics have an easy mark when they poke fun of intimate things. We're already squirming a bit, so laughter is a relief from the discomfort — even when the joke isn't that good. That said, there are great jokes, TV episodes, and stories that involve our ancient ritual. Rabbi Glantz definitely has some favorites which he might share with you.
Ok, if you really need something punny — a definition of circumvent (n.): the opening in boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
Glantzbris.com is compiling a list of every TV reference and updating it with each new one. Of course, plenty of movies have included the ritual, too — most recently the silly Ricky Stanicky with Zac Efron and John Cena. Feel free to e-mail additions to phillybris@gmail.com.
M*A*S*H — "The General Flipped at Dawn"
Episode 49, Season 3 — first aired Tuesday, September 10, 1974.
Saturday Night Live: The Royal Deluxe II (1977)
A bris in the back of a luxury car. The mohel says: "What a ride — a perfect cut, every time!" Gilda Radner, z"l, played the mom.
Cheers — "For Real Men Only"
Episode 176, Season 8 — first aired Thursday, November 16, 1989.
thirtysomething — "Prelude to a Bris"
Episode 63, Season 4 — first aired Saturday, September 22, 1990.
Seinfeld — "The Bris"
Episode 69, Season 5 — first aired Thursday, October 14, 1993.
The Nanny — "The Unkindest Cut"
Episode 11, Season 3 — first broadcast November 17, 1993.
Early Edition — "A Bris is Just a Bris"
Episode 33, Season 2 — first aired Saturday, December 20, 1997.
South Park — "Ike's Wee Wee"
Episode 4, Season 2 — first aired Wednesday, May 27, 1998.
Weeds — "A Distinctive Horn"
Season 5, Episode 8 — first aired July 27, 2009.
Red Oaks — "The Bris"
Season 2, Episode 4 — first aired November 11, 2016.
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Season 3, Episode 7 — first aired December 6, 2019.
The Gallery
Stills from some of the episodes above:









